Grumpy Group Organiser

Columns from the one and only... and remember these views are not necessarily those of the publisher!

Young man scared in bed

Bed bugs, AI shenanigans and working from home drama

2024-04-10T13:11:00+01:00

Technology is in the dock and our columnist has got an itch - Grumpy Group Organiser says it how it is.

A frustrated and unhappy child

Willy Wonka disaster in Glasgow, refunds for rain and the BT Tower

2024-03-12T01:56:00+00:00

Why you need to deliver on your promises, a hotel package that caught the eye, and news about an iconic London landmark.

A mobile phone charging on the bed

Hotel bugbears, 100ml airport delay and NASA flights

2024-02-13T13:29:00+00:00

Our resident Grumpy Group Organiser goes to town on hotel room complaints, airport liquid delays and more. 

Swiss Cheese Fondue

Sweden vs Switzerland, new e-gates and holiday sunbed wars

2024-01-24T16:21:00+00:00

Sweden vs Switzerland, facial recognition at borders and sunbed compensation - Grumpy Group Organiser has his say.

Christmas Crackers

The airlines banning Christmas crackers and 'green' holidays

2023-11-29T12:44:00+00:00

Our columnist Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on airlines banning Christmas crackers, sustainable holidays and funding to spruce up seaside towns. 

Sycamore Gap at Hadrian’s Wall in Northumberland

Angered by Sycamore Gap vandalism and squeezing through nudes

2023-10-25T14:45:00+01:00

Nude art displays, the irreplaceable Sycamore Gap and theatres closed due to RAAC are on Grumpy Group Organiser’s agenda. 

Hallstatt village in Alps at dusk, Austria.

Overtourism, lost luggage and an underground hotel

2023-09-19T15:08:00+01:00

Grumpy group organiser shares his thoughts on tickets for popular tourist areas, the fear of losing luggage and how he avoids it, plus staying underground in London.

Stonehenge, the UNESCO World Heritage Site in Wiltshire

The best motorway services, ancient landmarks and fast food milestones

2023-08-07T14:52:00+01:00

The changing world of motorway services, fast food and blighting a World Heritage Site - Grump Group Organiser has his say.

Delorean car

Grumpy group organiser on the Museum of Failure and AI shenanigans

2023-07-05T11:01:00+01:00

Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on one very peculiar museum, AI holiday hotspots and the point of asking questions in the first place.

DeLoren Car with its doors open

Selfie rules, toilet reviews and Brecon Beacons drama

2023-05-17T11:24:00+01:00

Our columnist talks rules which prohibit selfies, toilet reviews which are damaging reputations and unnecessary name changes.

A row of coaches

Stranded coaches, theatre mishaps and artificial intelligence

2023-04-17T15:34:00+01:00

Grumpy Group Organiser shares his take on the Dover travel chaos, artificial intelligence and a shambles at the theatre.

Paying the bill

Tipping culture gone mad and the UK’s most expensive train

2023-03-16T09:11:00+00:00

When all is said and done, life can sometimes be a complete and utter rip-off, according to Grumpy Group Organiser.

Vardy V Rooney - The Wagatha Christie Trial

Theatre sleaze, forgotten artefacts on aeroplanes and sober staycations

2023-02-16T17:14:00+00:00

Whether tabloid scandals make for good theatre, and other musings from our columnist.

Leeds Year of Culture opening show at Headingley rugby stadium

Overcoming a cultural snub and the value of manners

2023-01-23T14:04:00+00:00

A look at why Leeds is celebrating its cultural routes, which city is the rudest in the UK, and the positive benefits of taking a day trip.

Woman paying for items in deli

A slice of perspective and thoughts on a return to civilised flying

2022-12-13T08:52:00+00:00

This month, it’s the green activists and those spreading doom and gloom who are getting grumpy group organiser’s back up. 

Man playing a guitar at a music concert with audience in the background

Rip off concerts, free plane tickets, and are we losing our marbles?

2022-10-25T08:38:00+01:00

Grumpy Group Organiser discusses a new twist in the ongoing Elgin Marbles debate, some desperate measures to get tourists back to Hong Kong, and unappealing new ticket pricing.

Windsor Castle

A new era, paying our respects and striking the right balance

2022-09-22T09:49:00+01:00

How it might feel visiting the royal palaces now we have a King on the throne, an overreaction that created a PR own goal, and the most thoughtful countries in the world. Grumpy Group Organiser has his say…

Jet2holidays

The easily offended, quick to moan and standing up for what’s right

2022-09-01T08:39:00+01:00

Grumpy Group Organiser’s feathers have been ruffled by unruly kids at airports, a lack of respect for heritage and the snowflakes out in force. 

Kings Cross Station London

A moan about strikes, mobile phone ignorance and staying safe out there

2022-07-06T09:43:00+01:00

The contentious issue of rail strikes is causing havoc to so many industries, not least tourism. Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on this and is also shocked at discovering the unsafest country in Europe.

Happy group of people walking on the beach

A surge in travel demand, tight shorts and partying too hard

2022-05-19T04:01:00+01:00

More people are booking holidays, which is great news, although you may want to avoid some French swimming pools. Plus, groups that like to stick one too many away may be in for a shock.

P&O ferry

Shocking staff changes, no more BBC tours and painfully slow table service

2022-04-07T06:50:00+01:00

Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on the controversial sacking of P&O Ferries employees, the sad reality of Covid cancelling BBC tours and his love-hate relationship with table service apps.

Kangaroo, Australia

Goodbye to Neighbours and tears for Cinderella

2022-03-10T08:00:00+00:00

It’s been another busy month for Grumpy Group Organiser, who shares his thoughts on Aussie TV soap Neighbours getting axed, Putin’s attack on Ukraine and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s phone tantrum that had his Cinderella cast in tears.

Barnard Castle, County Durham

Record visitor numbers at Barnard Castle, standing ovations and mobile charges

2022-02-16T14:03:00+00:00

Proof that Dominic Cummings has had a positive impact on tourism, why you shouldn’t always get out of your seat at the theatre, and being able to use your mobile abroad without being stung.

Mousetrap at St Martins theatre, London

The magic of theatre, obscure tea bags and disruptive ‘anti-vaxxers’

2022-01-20T10:55:00+00:00

It’s Grumpy Group Organiser’s first column of 2022 and he’s in a ranty kind of a mood. 

The View from The Shard

Carrying on despite Omicron and some highly astonishing reviews

2021-12-09T11:15:00+00:00

Mind-boggling reviews about The Shard in London, getting into the festive spirit and more from our regular columnist.

Aeroplane in the sky with rainbow

Enjoying the theatre and dreaming of an overseas adventure

2021-11-17T14:02:00+00:00

Our regular columnist shares his thoughts about ongoing travel restrictions and a joyous trip to the theatre – his first visit back since the pandemic began.

Lower Manhattan, New York City

Thinking about New York City and advice about being prepared

2021-09-22T09:50:00+01:00

Our regular columnist reflects on the anniversary of 9/11 and the uncertainty of the proposed Covid passport roll-out.

Sherwood Forest

Flashing in Sherwood, cowboys prosper and a rebellion hurting tourism

2021-09-07T14:15:00+01:00

Protesters in London are harming tourism, argues our regular columnist, who also discusses rip-off Covid tests and how nudists in Sherwood Forest are baring all in the wrong places.

Marble Arch Mound, London

A loss for Liverpool, quirky artefacts and a woeful tourist attraction

2021-08-11T15:06:00+01:00

Our columnist reflects on Liverpool losing its World Heritage status, quirky treasures in the Yorkshire Museum and the Marble Arch Mound.

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