Grumpy Group Organiser
Our popular regular columnist has been a group travel organiser for more than 30 years, travelling the UK and the globe, experiencing much frustration along the way. But who is he?
Sorry, we just cannot say because he's sworn us to secrecy. And we wouldn't want to lose his services because so many readers love GGO. Perhaps he just says what a lot of us are already thinking.
And you know what? If the editor gets letters in complaining about his columns, he actually quite likes it!
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ColumnBed bugs, AI shenanigans and working from home drama
Technology is in the dock and our columnist has got an itch - Grumpy Group Organiser says it how it is.
ColumnWilly Wonka disaster in Glasgow, refunds for rain and the BT Tower
Why you need to deliver on your promises, a hotel package that caught the eye, and news about an iconic London landmark.
ColumnHotel bugbears, 100ml airport delay and NASA flights
Our resident Grumpy Group Organiser goes to town on hotel room complaints, airport liquid delays and more.
ColumnSweden vs Switzerland, new e-gates and holiday sunbed wars
Sweden vs Switzerland, facial recognition at borders and sunbed compensation - Grumpy Group Organiser has his say.
ColumnThe airlines banning Christmas crackers and 'green' holidays
Our columnist Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on airlines banning Christmas crackers, sustainable holidays and funding to spruce up seaside towns.
NewsAngered by Sycamore Gap vandalism and squeezing through nudes
Nude art displays, the irreplaceable Sycamore Gap and theatres closed due to RAAC are on Grumpy Group Organiser’s agenda.
NewsOvertourism, lost luggage and an underground hotel
Grumpy group organiser shares his thoughts on tickets for popular tourist areas, the fear of losing luggage and how he avoids it, plus staying underground in London.
ColumnThe best motorway services, ancient landmarks and fast food milestones
The changing world of motorway services, fast food and blighting a World Heritage Site - Grump Group Organiser has his say.
ColumnGrumpy group organiser on the Museum of Failure and AI shenanigans
Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on one very peculiar museum, AI holiday hotspots and the point of asking questions in the first place.
ColumnSelfie rules, toilet reviews and Brecon Beacons drama
Our columnist talks rules which prohibit selfies, toilet reviews which are damaging reputations and unnecessary name changes.
ColumnStranded coaches, theatre mishaps and artificial intelligence
Grumpy Group Organiser shares his take on the Dover travel chaos, artificial intelligence and a shambles at the theatre.
ColumnTipping culture gone mad and the UK’s most expensive train
When all is said and done, life can sometimes be a complete and utter rip-off, according to Grumpy Group Organiser.
ColumnTheatre sleaze, forgotten artefacts on aeroplanes and sober staycations
Whether tabloid scandals make for good theatre, and other musings from our columnist.
ColumnOvercoming a cultural snub and the value of manners
A look at why Leeds is celebrating its cultural routes, which city is the rudest in the UK, and the positive benefits of taking a day trip.
ColumnA slice of perspective and thoughts on a return to civilised flying
This month, it’s the green activists and those spreading doom and gloom who are getting grumpy group organiser’s back up.
ColumnRip off concerts, free plane tickets, and are we losing our marbles?
Grumpy Group Organiser discusses a new twist in the ongoing Elgin Marbles debate, some desperate measures to get tourists back to Hong Kong, and unappealing new ticket pricing.
ColumnA new era, paying our respects and striking the right balance
How it might feel visiting the royal palaces now we have a King on the throne, an overreaction that created a PR own goal, and the most thoughtful countries in the world. Grumpy Group Organiser has his say…
ColumnThe easily offended, quick to moan and standing up for what’s right
Grumpy Group Organiser’s feathers have been ruffled by unruly kids at airports, a lack of respect for heritage and the snowflakes out in force.
ColumnA moan about strikes, mobile phone ignorance and staying safe out there
The contentious issue of rail strikes is causing havoc to so many industries, not least tourism. Grumpy Group Organiser has his say on this and is also shocked at discovering the unsafest country in Europe.
ColumnA surge in travel demand, tight shorts and partying too hard
More people are booking holidays, which is great news, although you may want to avoid some French swimming pools. Plus, groups that like to stick one too many away may be in for a shock.